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10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese
omelet
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your
jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything
you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up
every bumper sticker that says: "How's my
driving-call 1- 800-"
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to
batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from
"outer space."
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon
bigger than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive
you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought
it yesterday.
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in
different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your
best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream,
off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever
made.
AND the Number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN