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Post by Dorothyl on Jun 1, 2009 12:05:56 GMT -5
Why some men have a dog rather than a wife
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit. Ever......
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
And last, but not least:
15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
LOL....No offense to us women...I just found this quite funny and I am sure there is a women;s version out there somewhere:)
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Post by goodlittlegirl on Jun 10, 2009 10:19:33 GMT -5
Very cute! I'll have to copy and paste this to share with friends..lol.
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